Wednesday, April 8, 2009

SUMO

I read an interesting article from SUMO written by Paul McGee today...

Sometimes in life we just have to Shut Up and Move On! (SUMO). Here's the humorous excerpt (no, not your bone!)

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends...
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? Death.
I mean, what's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you move to an old people's home. you get kicked out whe you're too young, you get a gold watch and then you go to work. You work fro forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, party plenty, then you get ready for senior school. Then you go to junior school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm

lol -.- Some food for thought for ya

4 comments:

  1. The article got some good meaning @@ but if tat article is chinese will more good XD
    coz my english no so good ><

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  2. no womb to get in liao eh?coz d mom is also a baby d!haha!

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  3. this piece of excerpt gives a sense of deja vu of the movie "curious case of benjamin button"...XD

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  4. err... what about the spouse and marriage part?

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