Streamyx

(to the tune of Harry Potter's Double Trouble)

X tremely slow and unreliable
Y ou never know when it's unusable
M any times the line's unstable
A nd you hate that lousy cable!
E very month you pay but how come
R eally slower than a snail it becomes!
T ell me what's the problem TELEKOM!!!
S OMETHING LOUSY this way comes!

P.S. Read the first letters revers XD